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2) Going to the trouble of borrowing the truck and driving to IKEA and realizing that what you thought would totally work as an inspired piece of furniture - with storage - actually will just look like cheap prefab. FAIL.
3) Instead of paying for Ralph Lauren paint choosing a Ralph Lauren paint color and then having it mixed up in Jones Paint & Glass budget paint to "match." The color is a little off and the smell - oh the smell. It still smells and it has been up on the wall for two plus weeks. What saved us $12 has cost us a bajillion dollars when it comes to my sense of smell. FAIL.
4) Getting to church early/on time yesterday and sitting on one of the soft benches. Only to discover that for the rest of the day I was pretty much covered in some sort of glitter. Greg kept telling me that I looked like I had spent all day at the "glitter factory". FAIL.
7 comments:
Your cheeks do NOT all of the sudden look like a chipmunk. I think you look fit and fabulous! Sorry about the glitter at church. It probably fell out of our daiper bag last week. And... I really need to come see this amazing new living room, cheap paint included.
I'm worried that you are having this baby in the hopes of generating some new blog worthy material to post. I want to offer you a cautionary note: if you starting thinking it’s blog worthy every time that baby burps or drools on itself then I'm going to have to find another blog to comment on. The success to my commenting lies in spite and sarcasm. I fear your readers won't appreciate me ridiculing Constantine as they do when I unleash my sharp wit on your and Ross. I won't have them judging me. I won't!
PS- In other great parenting advice…once born you will want to fatten up Constantine right away for several reasons: 1) everyone loves a chubby baby, 2) the more he weighs the better the workout picking him up will be, and 3) hauling around a fat baby on your hip will make you appear thin as a leggy super model by comparison.
4)Getting to church on time....
a)only to get stuck behind this obnoxious couple and their "three" kids, who prevented me from hearing anything inspiring or uplifting which may or may not have lessened the irritations of swollen cheeks, the lack of inspired storage, the smell of cheap paint and, last but not least, the glitter stuck all over my body. FAIL. :(
Wife of said obnoxious couple apologizes profusely for the distraction that they were.
I wish I could see your lovely cheeks in person.
Toddcat has really thought this chubby baby thing through. Wise words.
I'm 100% positive that you look as lovely as ever. I only wish I could be there to touch your tummy at all times without permission.
I also learned about cheap paint the hard way--Behr takes one coat. ONE! Walmart paint takes four.
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