Thursday, May 12, 2011

things that must go

These are just a few things that I would like to see eradicated:

1) The smell of the Elders chicken. Why oh why? I'm ready to give them money to eat out so that they never make this dish again. We have spent a smell fortune in scented candles. (You will be pleased to know that the previously incessant ukulele playing has stopped. Apparently, it was a sign that the two companions weren't getting along so the one Elder played the ukulele all the time in an effort to not talk to the other Elder). 
2) The beeping noise when a contestant weighs in on the Biggest Loser scale. Seriously - beep beep beep beep beep beep . . . and then shocked faces . . . and then commercial. I've found that I enjoy BL much more when I watch it on ff dvr speed.
3) Weeds. Need I say more?
4) My indecisiveness when it comes to fixing up our kitchen/family room. I can't commit to anything. Someone just come and take care of this for me in a smart, minimalist, relatively inexpensive way. I'm not asking for the world.
5) People that keep saying that they post pictures of themselves in their outfits everyday because it keeps them "accountable." Accountable to who (or is it whom)? I just don't get this - because if you didn't document what you wore you would just dress like a slob 24-7? Really? Actually, I take this back - this doesn't have to go because  I really kind of find these things very entertaining.

6 comments:

Naomi said...

In response to #5, that "accountability" really means "I like it when people post comments telling me that I am cute."

Rachel said...

I was going to say what Naomi did, so I'll just say 'ditto.' So...you'll take the time to get ready, take a picture AND spend more time to dedicate a post to it...but you worry that you wouldn't even get ready for the day otherwise? I don't buy it.
OK, so I said a whole lot more than ditto. :)

emlizalmo said...

Have we had this discussion about the "what I wore" posts? NOT a fan. Narcissism. They try to be subtle about it, but I'm not falling for that. Sorry about your smelly house. It really did stink. BL...we FF through the whole darn show. I'm getting tired of watching Hannah and Olivia bob their heads while they talk. It looks pretty funny on fast forward though.

As for the weeds, pay a YW to come and take care of it. They're trying to earn camp money. With my worm issues, I had to resort to that.

Lindy said...

I've been needing to weed for three weeks now. THREE WEEKS! It hurts my back to lean over for that long so I keep hoping that Ryan will read my mind and do it.

ToddCat said...

I wish you would post pictures of your outfits everyday so we could judge, I mean comment, on each one.

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