Do you ever feel like your blog posts are stupid? I'm having an inferiority complex today.
I was going to post about how I purchased some make-up from Target and since then, every time I look in the mirror it looks like I haven't put any make-up on. (Not in an au natural good way - but in a "did she just wake up?" way). But it sounded stupid. So I'm not going to talk about it. But just know - cheap makeup makes me look cheap.
I was also going to talk about how today is my sister's birthday and isn't that awesome and she's the best and all that jazz. But I'm not going to talk about that either. I mean an ode to Carrie is nice but she is getting plenty of "Happy Birthday!" messages on facebook so she doesn't need me to try and help publicize that it is her special day. She is going to the U2 concert tonight - so that makes her sound extra hip even though I just think - oh I'm so glad I'm not going (so that makes me sound extra un-hip).
Then I thought about posting about how I am a narcissist and I just looked up to see how many people are registered for my classes in the fall and how that translates into either boosting (or decreasing) my self-esteem. But then I sound like an ego-maniac.
Then I thought about posting/boasting about how awesome all of my niece's did in their piano recital last night. And how Elise (my namesake so that means that hopefully I can take after her instead of her take after me) won the coveted practicing trophy because she gets all 5's every week and she hasn't missed a day of practicing. But, while awesome, that doesn't make for a very exciting blog post either.
So I guess instead I'm just going to ask - anyone want to put my address on your Amazon prime account so that I can get free shipping?
7 comments:
I wonder what Ross Freshwater is up to these days?
Oh dear. Has our blog sunk that low that we need to try and pony up and look for the stranger that made your life so difficult for six months?
Funny, I find all this stuff FASCINIATING. I really do. I will read anything you have to write, even if you keep rubbing in the fact that I didn't get to go to an awesome recital last night. Happy birthday to your sister! Can I come take one of your classes?
hhhmph...fascinating. Check before publishing, Amy.
Kitty, why are you buying any make-up at all? (No, I'm not trying to say you look beautiful just the way you are.) I know for a fact that your mom gave you make-up as a graduation present once and you sure haven't been wearing that. I also know that a lady never wears rouge. Marge Simpson says it makes you look like a ________.
Amazon Prime babes....Todd is a total Amazon addict & we would happily ship to you.
The only loophole...are we expected to fund all the purchases in addition to providing the free shipping?
It is good to be clear about these things up front....
(you may find our Amazon Prime un-renewed next year....& then it'd be your turn to pony up....)
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