So Rosscat walked into my office recently wearing the following ensemble (this photo is a re-enactment - he didn't walk into my office with this goofy face and hand gestures):
Now here is my question - does anyone see this "sweater tied around the waist" ensemble and immediately think . . . "That's what the school nurse (Nurse Brown, in my case) told all the girls to do while attending the sixth grade maturation program - you know - in case you got caught with "the curse" unexpectedly?"
I'll let you imagine how he did this at the office in the middle of the day - I promise your imagination is better than the story (alright he ripped it on a whiteboard metal thing - see I told you imagination is much better).
Now here is my question - does anyone see this "sweater tied around the waist" ensemble and immediately think . . . "That's what the school nurse (Nurse Brown, in my case) told all the girls to do while attending the sixth grade maturation program - you know - in case you got caught with "the curse" unexpectedly?"Because when I saw him looking so goofy - that is all I could think of.
But really he put together this combination because um. . . well. . . I think the below picture speaks for itself:
I'll let you imagine how he did this at the office in the middle of the day - I promise your imagination is better than the story (alright he ripped it on a whiteboard metal thing - see I told you imagination is much better).
15 comments:
WHOA!! Ross must have been wearing his extra thick Depends that day or he would have lost a cheek in that mishap. I hope he reported his accident to OSHA.
I don't know why you were traumatized about wearing a sweater around your waist. It is a perfectly normal thing to do. I think we will have to notice how common it is . . . and how often it has NOTHING to do with the curse. Also, I'm sad about those pants. Stupid white board.
In our case it was a video of Annie all grown up telling us about the facts of life, but the sweater method still applied. Now I am still forced to be suspicious of any sweater cover-ups....
I can't say I've seen too many men sporting that look. And if I ever encounter such a person, I'll be able to make up all sorts of reasons for his "cover up". Looked like such a nice pair of pants too. What a shame.
Ha! So sorry to hear of your misfortunes, but I'm glad that the curse didn't claim you that fateful day.
Yikes! It's almost an homage to Alex P Keaton, but didn't he wear his around his shoulders? Nice cover up job Greg, too bad about the pants. Maybe you need to put soft baby proof corners on all the sharp corners in your classroom.
I think Greg always looks so nice and professional. I feel sick about the tear in the pants, was it a suit pant or just some extra pants? I don't think it looks like they could be repaired at all. So sorry.
Oops, I didn't sign Krissi Out it was me that is concerned about the pants being a pair of suit pants or just an extra pair.
BYU can be a dangerous place. I ripped my pants there a couple of times.
I SAW THAT ANNIE VIDEO TOO!! She must have really needed a job...
Ross, had you been carrying a tennis racket I don't think anyone would have questioned the sweater tied around your waist.
Carrie, please tell me you did the sweater cover-up when BYU ripped your pants.
I did get one student asking me if those were Bugle Boy Jeans that I was wearing . . . but that just seemed odd.
Oh, Kris Tina am I glad I found your blog. I have needed a good laugh. Eric and I sat and laughed last night just reading through your blog entries. You are a good time!
Ah--now I understand why my internet blocker suddenly wouldn't let me see your blog...it is "inappropriate content". thank goodness from home connections.
Laugh. Out. Loud. KTC, you are hilarous.
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