Today I thought I would share with everyone some of the major "criminal" activities happening on and around campus (with maybe a little bit of my own commentary).Officers responded to a suspicious person at the Bookstore upset about the deodorant selection. The person picked up a stick of deodorant, kicked it across the floor, then paid for the deodorant and left. (I'm intrigued - what exactly is the deodorant selection available at the bookstore. Perhaps they don't sell Axe?)
A domestic violence complaint was made at Wymount Terrace. Officers discovered the couple to be having a loud argument. (Whoa - can you imagine how awkward it will be when everyone shows up at church knowing that the couple giving each other great back scratches aren't as in love as they appear to be? Awkward central).
Two female students were found trespassing in the moot courtroom at the law building. The women were identified and asked to leave. (I object!)
7 comments:
Wow. Things have really gone downhill since I left the Y. A couple having a loud argument at Wymount?! Imagine!
Have you and Ross decided which campus gang you'll be joining? Maybe you could knit some bandanas in your new gang colors.
Okay this made me laugh out loud, alone, sitting here at my computer desk. Stellar post.
Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Those bring back memories of the good ol' days of BYU.
Often time people don't really laugh out loud when they "LOL", but I am actually LOLing!
TTFN, C U Soon, BFF4Eva
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sorry :(
I love being on the campus at BYU. I can hardly wait for Educatiuon week.
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