My birthday is coming up. You know, it really is amazing that here I am, turning 26, with such a fresh, vibrant, and youthful complexion . . . while it seems that most others see the hands of time marching across their face. Another reason to be grateful for the oil of olay.So my real reason for posting is to let you know about my birthday concern. I love Ross . . . but . . . it seems as if sometimes he has some difficulty getting gifts for me right. Case in point - the couch sack (see picture). Ross gave this to me - FOR REALS - for Christmas. I am not quite sure what he was thinking or why he thought that I needed it. When he saw my look of surprise/dismay after opening the gift he quickly covered and and said, "Well this gift is a joke." Oh really? Then why did you buy it? It didn't help that the one he gave me is Hunter's Orange. Seriously, if any deer hunter out there wants to borrow this - you can - but I want it back - because, yes sometimes I do wear it when it is really cold. However, not all is lost -apparently ridiculous apparel like this is making the rounds. I recently read that Chicago bars are sponsoring a snuggle bar crawl. Well, maybe I'll bring this puppy out when we come visit. P.S. I have too much pride to post a picture of myself in this gift.
Back to my concern. Is my birthday gift from Ross going to be like this? I hope not. I've given him a very detailed list of potential gifts and in an attempt to butter him up - I went and did all the grocery shopping last night. You heard me - I grocery shopped. Whoa. It was a sacrifice but with the birthday approaching - I have to do all I can to ensure success.
6 comments:
Don't worry, I've been checking the As Seen On TV store for awesome stuff.
Oh dear me. You could get Ross a gag gift in return like that Chewbacca backpack, sadly he would probably truly love it!
I can't wait for your birthday. We will be celebrating over here.
Oh man oh man oh man. I think you should insist that he knit you something. Then you'll know that he loves you. Like last week when Ryan hurt my feelings so I made him taste baby formula. All in the name of love.
I have every confidence in Greg. Just buy from the list--so simple, so convenient. I don't need your list btw, I've had your gift ready for weeks and weeks. (The Saturday Sports Mall info-mercials are a gold mine!)
Whoa! With husbands like that who needs enemies?
In Ross' defense, I have to say he must have been right in picking this gift for you. You admitted yourself that you actually do wear it. You even had it with you in Orlando, so I say kudos to Ross for knowing Kitty even better than she knows herself.
PS- It's a "Snuggie", not a "Snuggle". Clearly, you have not been living up to your new year's resolution of watching more TV.
hahahaha - that is the coolest couch cover i've ever seen!
you guys crack me up :-)
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