I saw this before and after in a magazine and I seriously can't stop thinking about it. I know our coat closet could be transformed into this lovely "after" picture. Provided we have a good contractor . . . and probably a million dollars. But still - I really want this for our coat closet.

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You could see if Kurt Russell is available. He did such a great job on the Goldie Hawn's cabinets in Overboard.
Ahh, yes. I read the same magazine (I want to say Real Simple?)and saw the lady with all the fabulous coats using a hook to reach the top ones. Spectacular. I guess Ross will be up all night now building your dream closet for V-Day. How very sweet.
Let me know if you need a huge urn for the umbrella stand. I'm sure we have one laying around here somewhere.
Abby - that is probably the best idea you have ever had in the history of ideas. But if it means I have to wear my hair like Goldie or those ridiculous swimming suits or be married to that louse, Grant, then I just won't do it.
KT, Grant is going to run off with Tofuti, so you can take up with Senor Russell--don't worry about it! Plus, the money, the boat, it's all yours anyway.
Although, you will have to you Mona from Who's the Boss as your mom. Something to think about.
I would never trade in the Workhorse for Mona - never. Also, if this means that I have to fall in love with miniature golfing and finding it really fun to have water fights with the sink/washer hose I don't know. I'm going to have to think about it.
You would have a chance to teach a little boy to read who gets made fun of at school. You'd also be able to yell at a teacher who says that your kids are acting up, when really they are just covered in poison oak. I imagine that will be very rewarding!
Hey, I saw the same closet, it is fabulous! Unfortunately I don't know of any contractors, especially in Chicago, darn. Let us know what you end up doing.
I agree with Lindy, yelling at the teacher would be rewarding. And once you'd earned that little boy's trust, you'd get a maccaroni necklace. That would make it all worthwhile.
On the other hand, you would have to deal with the Elton-John-wanna-be psychiatrist and the only person more annoying than him is Grant.
Well all you need to do is fall overboard and get amnesia. Then Ross can leave your sorry self in a mental institution claiming he's never seen you before so that he can enjoy all your worldly possessions while a swarthy Kurt Russell adopts you as his wife and mother of his unruly children while you cook and clean and learn to appreciate beer drinking. Once you have all that you won't have a second thought about that closet problem you've been worried about.
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