KTC, I can understand stringy, matted hair and eyes disappearing into wrinkled folds of graying skin--heck, I look like that most mornings--but there is no excuse for nose hair so long it becomes a moustache. I'd ask Todd to bring you some scissors when he comes to visit, but he'd probably leave them in his carry-on and spend the weekend in TSA-jail.
These are the worst posts I have ever seen. I can't believe this is what I have to work with. I can't.
Todd - why didn't you invite me to come with you to Chicago? Is it because you don't know me? Because that's not really true. I feel like I know your heart and soul through the blog. I'll be waiting by my computer.
Jill, you know I want you there in Chicago, but Kitty would get jealous when she sees that we have become BFFs and you know what they say..."H hath no fury like a woman scorned." I don't want to risk scorning her like that and then her murdering us. You know she'd do it, too. She's not watching all those Lifetime made-for-TV movies like The Betty Broderick Story and The Burning Bed for nothing. She's just waiting for an opportunity to try out the things she's learned from the critically acclaimed performances in those classic films.
I don't mean to split hairs and far be it from me to try to put a wedge in other people's friendships but Todd, do you really want to elevate Jill to BFF status when there is a very noticable absence of Jill-authored comments on The Catbox? I mean...do what you want, it's your life. I'm just saying it seems sort of a shame to toss aside a long-standing BFF relationship with KTC or to pass over potential BFF relationships with other, talented and interesting individuals who have already demonstrated their commitment to supporting you -- as only a good BFF would -- in your blogging endeavors.
Todd you have forgotten--Ross is my BFF--you are my BF. You don't want Ross angry. Otherwise he might accuse you of accusing him of not doing important things-like listening to the 90's essential ipod music list.
Kitty, I have not forgotten that Ross is your BFF instead of me. How could I when you keep reminding me of it? It's as if you are trying to convince yourself that Ross is really the one you wanted to marry. As if you had a choice...after all, I am unatainable.
Dearest Abby, you are so right. What was I thinking? Seriously, I have dedicated entire blog segments to you. How could I not realize my true feelings? You are also right that Jill St. John has been a total slacker when it comes to blog comments. She'd better up her game if she wants to stay in the running to be the ToddCat's BFF.
Jill, now would be a good time to present yoru case and let the world know what you can bring to the table.
Todd, we have so many things in common. First of all, we both fell for KTC, and then she dropped us. Second, your true feelings--and my true feelings--are that we should be BFFs (which is why you wrote it in your post before Abby tried to come between us). Third, we both love soup, and talking and not talking. We could talk or not talk for hours.
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Yikes! Maybe it's time for a facial.
KTC, I can understand stringy, matted hair and eyes disappearing into wrinkled folds of graying skin--heck, I look like that most mornings--but there is no excuse for nose hair so long it becomes a moustache. I'd ask Todd to bring you some scissors when he comes to visit, but he'd probably leave them in his carry-on and spend the weekend in TSA-jail.
I'm not sure scissors would do the job. I'll bring my weed eater.
These are the worst posts I have ever seen. I can't believe this is what I have to work with. I can't.
Todd - why didn't you invite me to come with you to Chicago? Is it because you don't know me? Because that's not really true. I feel like I know your heart and soul through the blog. I'll be waiting by my computer.
Jill, you know I want you there in Chicago, but Kitty would get jealous when she sees that we have become BFFs and you know what they say..."H hath no fury like a woman scorned." I don't want to risk scorning her like that and then her murdering us. You know she'd do it, too. She's not watching all those Lifetime made-for-TV movies like The Betty Broderick Story and The Burning Bed for nothing. She's just waiting for an opportunity to try out the things she's learned from the critically acclaimed performances in those classic films.
I don't mean to split hairs and far be it from me to try to put a wedge in other people's friendships but Todd, do you really want to elevate Jill to BFF status when there is a very noticable absence of Jill-authored comments on The Catbox? I mean...do what you want, it's your life. I'm just saying it seems sort of a shame to toss aside a long-standing BFF relationship with KTC or to pass over potential BFF relationships with other, talented and interesting individuals who have already demonstrated their commitment to supporting you -- as only a good BFF would -- in your blogging endeavors.
Todd you have forgotten--Ross is my BFF--you are my BF. You don't want Ross angry. Otherwise he might accuse you of accusing him of not doing important things-like listening to the 90's essential ipod music list.
Kitty, I have not forgotten that Ross is your BFF instead of me. How could I when you keep reminding me of it? It's as if you are trying to convince yourself that Ross is really the one you wanted to marry. As if you had a choice...after all, I am unatainable.
Dearest Abby, you are so right. What was I thinking? Seriously, I have dedicated entire blog segments to you. How could I not realize my true feelings? You are also right that Jill St. John has been a total slacker when it comes to blog comments. She'd better up her game if she wants to stay in the running to be the ToddCat's BFF.
Jill, now would be a good time to present yoru case and let the world know what you can bring to the table.
I'm racking my brain to remember a time that Jill may have commented on my blog. Huh...can't think of anything.
Abby, you are dead to me.
Todd, we have so many things in common. First of all, we both fell for KTC, and then she dropped us. Second, your true feelings--and my true feelings--are that we should be BFFs (which is why you wrote it in your post before Abby tried to come between us). Third, we both love soup, and talking and not talking. We could talk or not talk for hours.
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