I know that you are all aware of the very big, very important event scheduled to happen on Thursday night. That's right, the season premiere of "The Office." Ross and I will be hosting this premiere. Here is the schedule--we will be showing the "cliffhanger" episode at 8:00 pm--you know the cliffhanger where Michael says, "it's code, she'll know what it means." To accommodate a certain person's school schedule we will then be watching the one hour premiere episode (commercial free!) at 9:00 pm. You are free to bring refreshments, however, if you do, they should be "Office" related. For example, bring some jello. Or better yet, bring something that you would find at Pam's desk. Perhaps if you are really adventurous you will bring the chimichangas that they found in the frozen food section when they welcomed Oscar back from his gaycation. This invite is not a joke! If you need directions let me know--of course our friends Daniel and Michele will not be able to make it due to some ridiculous excuse but everyone else better show up--this includes Jill, Bets, Lindy and Abby (just like the good ol' days)--so book your plane ticket now. See you soon!
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I will be there with a little surprise of my own!!
How dare you not include me on the better-show-up list! I am appalled at your rudeness and feel I have no other alternative than to boycott your party.
Oh, KTC, if only, if only. I'm so sad to be missing it. I'd better DVR it and then I could watch it at the same time and it will almost be like I am there with you--yes, I split that infinitive (that's how upset I am).
Todd, I'd feel sorry for you being left off the list but you jilted us consistently during Season 2. You did not show up even once to watch the Office with us in KTC and Ross's basement. Not once. Frankly, I think that demonstrates a lack of committement.
Abby, you are so right that I never showed up for a single viewing of an episode during season 2. I feel bad about that, mostly because I was never invited to a single viewing during season 2. NOT ONE VIEWING! I think that clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment on the part of Kitty and Ross who obviously did not want me there out shining them with my awesomeness. Sometimes I feel sorry for them.
Also, why have you not commented on MY blog, Abby? Is this how it's going to be...our only communication via the Carlklef Chronicals? If you had a blog I would comment all over it.
Abby, I withdraw the scolding I gave you in the previous comment as I now see that you have blessed my blog with your comment. I will do my best not to disappoint you.
KTC--I can't wait to join you. Ryan has to go to Houston for a job interview, so it will just be me and the Goose. I should probably put her in her Bumbo and have her watch season 3 on DVD--that way she's all caught up. Oh. And Lucky. He should know what's going on too. See you tonight!
Is there a god? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus’ dad?
Umm..Jill, you're sounding just a little stitious.
I think that is because Jill is cursed. Jill, have you been near any ceremonial burial grounds lately? Dug up any graves? Worn any religiouly inappropriate slippers?
While looking for something/anything about the Office premier (having spent the entire month of September re-watching Seasons 1, 2 and 3 in preparation for the premiere) I came across your blog. And to my chagrin, in a very weird (though not unexpected)getup I spotted the long lost (okay, maybe I'm the lost one) Greg Danklef. Danny my boy, how is it that I need to search a freakin' blog to see what's up? Hey, shoot me an email sometime and we can catch up - atwelch@gmail.com or twelch@bmalaw.com. I always knew there was a little bit of Dwight in you. - Torben (by the way, still in Denver, yada, yada, yada).
I haven't done anything, but try to break the curse. Although I do have a little Jesus doll with troll hair . . . do you think that's it?
Oh, Jill, don't be ridiculous. Your blasphemous toys might send you burning in H for all eternity, but they won't curse you.
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