A cigarette in a sauna?

This morning I walked outside and realized that I wasted 20 minutes making sure my hair was straight. It is stinking hot and stinking humid. Awesome. The point of this post is only to say that while I was walking to work in the humid heat I saw this girl outside taking a delicious drag of her cigarette. Honestly, I couldn't picture anything more the opposite of refreshing than seeing that. I felt like telling her that while she is at it she might as well just stand in front of a campfire, smoking on her cigarette in the sauna called Chicago.