Thank goodness the ToddCat was there to come to your rescue while Ross was daydreaming about all the life insurance he was about to collect. I know you're all thinking "wow, that ToddCat is such a hero, and so handsome, too!" I did what any brave, courageous person would do when he sees a damsel in distress.
Oh what do you know? You were in shock and Ross was hiding behind Henry. I was the only one who saw the tragedy who has a clear recollection of the events that transpired. Besides, by taking that picture I rescued you in the sense that you'd be able to blog about it. Isn't the blogging the important part of the whole thing? Plus, I'll be a witness when you sue the escalator/death machine manufacturer. The emotional trauma I suffuered by watching your near death experience alone has to be worth at least $1M.
The Downeast maxi. Those things are the worst. I was sitting in front of a slew of students when I stood up and happened to be stepping on the back of the too-long skirt. The whole thing came down, exposing my lovely behind to everyone.
I can't believe how close we were to losing you that day. I'm just glad the escalator wasn't more powerful.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that Ross stopped to take a picture before diving in to rescue you!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness the ToddCat was there to come to your rescue while Ross was daydreaming about all the life insurance he was about to collect. I know you're all thinking "wow, that ToddCat is such a hero, and so handsome, too!" I did what any brave, courageous person would do when he sees a damsel in distress.
ReplyDeleteYou took a picture toddcat...rosscat protected the baby. I saved myself!
DeleteOh what do you know? You were in shock and Ross was hiding behind Henry. I was the only one who saw the tragedy who has a clear recollection of the events that transpired. Besides, by taking that picture I rescued you in the sense that you'd be able to blog about it. Isn't the blogging the important part of the whole thing? Plus, I'll be a witness when you sue the escalator/death machine manufacturer. The emotional trauma I suffuered by watching your near death experience alone has to be worth at least $1M.
ReplyDeleteOh sad. And that's the best maxi skirt ever.
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for trying to be fashionable. It's just not worth it.
ReplyDeleteThat picture made me laugh. Is your skirt still wearable? Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Downeast maxi. Those things are the worst. I was sitting in front of a slew of students when I stood up and happened to be stepping on the back of the too-long skirt. The whole thing came down, exposing my lovely behind to everyone.
ReplyDeleteI love you.
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